04/13/2008 - 04/19/2008

Okay…I know I’ve said a zillion times that porn with storylines is just a waste of potential jack off time, but I was flipping through the archives the other night and I guess I was in a retro mood…saw this title and figured I’d see if I could ‘hassle-off’ a load, and while this movie didn’t exactly blow my mind I did blow my load.

Now I never really watched Baywatch when it was on TV, unless I was at a friends place and didn’t have any choice, but if it had been more like this, I’m sure it would have been my most watched shows…I mean, sure Pam Anderson, etc. were hot, but they never showed you all the goodies or let loose like the sluts in this movie.

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Even though this movie wastes your time with a lot of pointless bimbo dialogue, the length of the movie returns it to you and after all, that’s what a fastscan button is for. If you dig tanned big-titted chicks getting it on indoors, outdoors, on boats and beaches with hot chick on hot chick on big dick dude action then you should totally check this flick out.

Babewatch 08 is definitely something you can shoot your load to and gets four cocks-up, it could’ve had five but being a fan of icons to hold up to its title and get a five it would’ve had to have had David Hasselhoff in it.

One of the cool things about widespread mainstream porn is all the new words that have become a part of our mainstream language and everybody, even if they don’t peruse porn know what these words are and what they mean, and even use them as parts of their own vocabulary. My favorite one of these is the word MILF…you see it on t-shirts, Saturday Night Live skits, as well as referenced in many other network television shows, movies and especially if you are at the bars right after a ladies night stripper show cos damn, you can bet that bar will be MILF shangri-la.

Not only is MILF my favorite of these new words, it is also one of my favorite categories to review because you know when it comes to cock-craved cooze queens, the sex is always going to be totally right on, out of this world, and mind blowingly and load blowingly out of sight.

Sadly MILTF 2 is not going to get a mind blowing rating because it’s like no one was letting these MILFS off their leashes and soooo much potential fuck talent got wasted. Like having a Lamborghini man and driving it on busy city streets where you cant unleash that energy.

First off, MILFS are supposed to be with young dudes who can fuck for hours getting it up a few times and giving them a few loads to enjoy…these dudes totally did not fall into that category. Secondly, a chick that digs cock as much as these 30-something sluts obviously do, should not just get stuck with one cock. Also everybody knows by definition milfs dig sex. They always dig getting it on with another chick for some muff munching milf action…was there any in this movie?

Nooo… anyways, MILTF 2 scores out with three cocks-up and that’s only cos, restrained or not, you can’t beat a MILF movie for sheer sexual energy.